Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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