question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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