so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
This baby is an asshole
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I need to calm my uterus...
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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