Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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