The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
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