Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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