My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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