You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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