I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
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He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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