But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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