Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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