i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
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We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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