He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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