problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
is it fun? or sober?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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