I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Randomize
