all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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