All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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