that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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