Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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