He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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