Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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