This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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