i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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