He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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