I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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