I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
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Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
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