did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
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It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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