I think I died a long time ago.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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