the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm too high and old for this...
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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