the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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