He uses pillows to masturbate.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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