i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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