Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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