theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
where are my eyebrows?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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