I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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