Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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