He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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