ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Farmville is her only friend.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
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Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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