So drunk its hurt
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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