Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
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I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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