I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
