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Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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