You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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