Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
