It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
