I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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