Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
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I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
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