can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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