Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
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He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
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He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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