i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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