We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
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YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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