What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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